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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

Then came..

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post

Loons and Moons

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Want to lower your cholesterol? Try a daily cup of this common bean - The Independent

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some ballbusting stories?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

First American Spacewalk 60 Years Ago Today - The Weather Channel