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11.06.2025 07:35

Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post
Loons and Moons
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post
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Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Want to lower your cholesterol? Try a daily cup of this common bean - The Independent
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some ballbusting stories?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
First American Spacewalk 60 Years Ago Today - The Weather Channel